Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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