So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
She was really sick last night--but i was too drunk to bring her chicken noodle soup after the bar, so went by taco bell and got her a chicken burrito instead
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Yeah, I probably need some combination of electric shock, massive quantities of LSD, and enough couch time time to make Woody Allen say "Enough".
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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