She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
the day after is always just damage control
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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