whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I told my dad my stomach hurt and he bet me ten bucks I couldn't throw up on command. He has no idea what I did last night and I got ten bucks.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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