So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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