i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
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