I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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