If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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