Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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