I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
