should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
fuck your aforementioned shoe
So we were banging and she started puking all over my bed. I'm not sure what's worse, her puking, or that I felt the urge to start singing Flip-adelphia.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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