Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
Come see our sink grown plant.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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