Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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