you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
If those panties could talk.
"Once upon a time, Jenny got chlamydia from a magician. The end."
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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