He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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