I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
I made an oral joke and he laughed... That's when I realized I wasn't Daddy's Little Girl anymore.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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