Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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