Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
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