this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
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