My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
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