Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
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