you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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