Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
Randomize
