last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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