I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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