The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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