I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
my poor anus
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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