Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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