all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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