Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I really need to find a new way to reward you other than head scratches, nutella and blowjobs.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
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