She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
2020 sucks, I want a refund
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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