are you so shy because you have an std?
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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