Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
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