omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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