i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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