I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The Olympian is in my bed
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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