Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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