all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
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