I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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