new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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