Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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