they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
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