Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
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