is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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