Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
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