its not stalking. its research.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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