those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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