just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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