There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
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