My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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