I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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