try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
he laminated a picture of his dick.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
