You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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